033. Jonah and The Whale

Submitted by ChiefKiasu

Little Sally was talking to her teacher about whales.

Her teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because despite its size, its throat was too small.

But Sally insisted that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Exasperated, the teacher reiterated that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human.

Sally thought for awhile, and said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah".

Just to make a point, her teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

So the little girl replied, "Then you ask him".